Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Cat GIF of the Day.

Postal cat sez: "IF IT FITS, IT SHIPS!"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you knew my cat you would in no way think what I am about to say is cruel. I love him, he is my buddy, but sometimes...

He has been in pretty much everything in my house that has a lid on it. Finally I just gave up giving a fuck and would put the lid on it with him in it, and usually count to 15 or 30. It sometimes worked. This includes every box in the house, every one of those large tupperware totes, the refrigerator, the freezer, the pantry, the garbage can, the fireplace (huge mistake, kitty covered 100% in soot gleefully rolling around on the berber carpet), the shower stall, the dryer. You name it. If it has a lid or a closure, it is his mission to get in it.

Most of the time it worked. He didn't go back in there. Except for the fireplace, which was evidently FUN FUN FUN, and putting him in the shower stall and standing on the toilet tryint to aim the shower head at him to clean him off, which ended in shredded plants for a week and a mean bite in the middle of the night a few days later.

The one that was the biggest mistake to try was the dryer, full of fresh, dry, very warm and fluffy towels. The bastard refused to come out of there, and hissed at me for trying to steal those towels from his new favorite place.

He's my best buddy and a source of unending entertainment, but some days he pushes his luck.

Replacing all your ferns with cactus accomplishes nothing.

8:36 PM  
Blogger Larry said...

must...have....more ...cats...ARRRRGH!

11:11 AM  

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