copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Billboard: Yes, legalize Mari... shut-up.
- Ladies, would you wear this Bachmann "disposable" ...
- Unfortunate intentional poop joke poster of the da...
- Dead Woman Humor Ad of the Day.
- Manhattan Mini-Storage's pathetic Michele Bachmann...
- TV spot of the Day: woman's boob gets poked 15+ ti...
- If you watch one taxidermist's TV commercial in yo...
- Does this new Old Spice print ad work for you?
- Would you hire this copywriter based on his promo ...
- (nsfw) The Latest from American Apparel's Crack Ad...


2 Comments:
:-) ah, the simplified language of men - one gesture means at least three things! :-)
I-)
I've been doing this since I noticed boys doing it in middle school, it's a very poorly kept secret.
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