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Do they curse?
Do they talk in complete sentences?
Fifteen bucks?!?
Maybe the Mayans are gonna be right. Previously: Jersey Shore—the toothpaste.
7 Comments:
I sure the talking pens make far more sense than the actual talking halfwits from Jersey Shore.
@ Clark St.
OK, where in hell is that Grammar Cunt when we need him?
"I sure..."
@Not very charming:
It was a typo, I didn't proof it.
It should have been "I'm".
And to find the Grammar Cunt, look in the mirror!
Or is that just a cunt you'll see in the mirror?
the pens are 5.99...the sign is for something else entirely.
Where do they sell these pens?
i have all 3 pauly d snookie and mike!!!
mtv shop, or walgreens.
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