Dead Comet Dead Cupid Dead Donner Dead Blitzen.
(via) Oh, so sorry if I gave away the unforeseeable ending of this shocking, edgy video Christmas card by Dutch ad production company Cake Film. "NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED," screams Cake in all CAPS on their YouTube page. Spiritless concept aside, you should have produced better gunshot wounds. You're a PRODUCTION company. And where the fuck is Rudolph?
Related: Rudolph the Dead-Nosed Reindeer.
Related: the Blackwater X-Mas tree ornament.