New Zealand Army seeks childish shrinks/chefs.
(click ads) Serving in the Kiwi armed forces is all fun and games—wee! Previously, Saatchi & Saatchi NZ used cutesy Tetris imagery in officer recruitment print ads. Now, they've made me long for the days of my only-child youth, setting up bags-full of green US and gray German plastic army men and tanks, and staging epic, illogical, all-day WWII battles in my upstairs bedroom. And with some of these fancy designer toy soldiers, I could have set up behind-the-lines kitchens and, uh, psychiatric offices. Modern warfare is so sophisticated (images via). previously in army recruitment ads: UK army. Swedish army. US army one, two.