Monday, April 13, 2009

Captain Morgan: The official rum of the Somali pirates™

(click ad)
Alternate pirate date-rape whisperings:
—Yo-Ho, Ho.
—Let me put a little of the Captain in ya.
—There's buried treasure deep in my slacks.
—Do you know a word that rhymes with Rum?
—One of my legs is wood.
—In college, I was called "The Fuckaneer."
Add yours in the comments, if you want.
(image via)
previously in racy vintage ads: Smirnoff, Penthouse, AKAI, American Airlines, Love's Baby Soft, WWII war bonds, Interwoven men's socks.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Rum, buggery and the lash -- I do it all, baby!"

3:06 PM  
Blogger golublog said...

I'm only afta your booty.

5:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you day ye blow the man down, there?

12:54 AM  
Anonymous enirehtaC said...

missed ya c r

8:51 PM  
Anonymous lallaisblonde said...

My plank's so big, you can walk it.

2:23 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

welcome back ohoney7.

3:36 PM  
Blogger Revolving magnum condom filler said...

Give up the booty and you can touch the Mast.

3:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you shiver me timber

3:16 AM  

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