I HATE SEX –GOD
Down in the town of Wichita Falls, Texas sits the above billboard from the local Trinity church. Question: Why do church ads always stress the bad instead of highlighting the good stuff—like everlasting life, Joy of God's kingdom, etc.? Most of the ads either compare me to Satan (above) or unceremoniously point out the bleakness of my mortal existence. And really, how dare they put such bland words in Beelzebub's mouth. My goodness, the billboards Old Bendy could post in response to this one:
I Hate Life –God; I Hate Women –God; I Hate My Son –God; etc.
(I'm sure you've got a few. Leave them in the comments.)
(big thanks to Karen Grundy for the pic!)
previously in Heaven & Hell:
1. Jesus Jeans.
2. RIP Hilly Kristal.
3. The Pope's Cologne.
4. Playing With God's Balls.
5. The Blackwater X-Mas tree ornament.
6. Saint Francis/Lazarus/Roch of Broadway.