Sailing with Carson & Justin.
It's been awhile since I checked in with Hickey-Freeman's little future i-bankers. Last Summer in Amagansett, the precocious twats got the absolute bejesus beaten out of them by a gang of local skater punks. Poor Justin's favorite jacket was left in tatters. No matter. Mommy Socialite and Daddy Analyst sued the punks' parents, donated the boys' old rags to the Salvation Army, and bought them whole new H-F Summer wardrobes. This season, Justin is again the bro with the more adventurous tastes—check out that groovetastic trippiness! Kid Carson sports the classic, but never old, bright white suit. Boy toys ahoy matey!
previously in stupid fashion ads:
1. Hey boys want some PUNCH?
2. What's Italian for Twat?
3. Diesel woos fcuk hoi polloi.
4. DEAD is the new BLACK.
5. Jimmy Choo. Shoes to die for.
6. Gays don't shop Daffy's.
7. Fendi No. 5.