God Speedo®, Douchebag.
Happy 49th, Donny Deutsch—you sneaky Scorpion you. What's the Big Idea for tonight? Driving your Escalade to Nobu for some vastly overrated sushi? You got a date? Or is it a night out with the Drakkar Noir-drenched ad boys? Either way, the big five-0's staring you in the face, Double D. Hope you're mixing in some cardio with all those bicep curls, Dude. Check the Empire State building tonight. I've arranged for it to be lit a brownish/yellowish vinegar hue.
previous Donny Deutsch posts:
1. Deutsch sits down with Ted Turner.
2. Deutsch continues to break the big stories.
3. Donny Deutsch Mark!
4. Cosmic blob supplants Deutsch's ego...
5. That's Mr. "Douche" Brittney.