Today's Lesson: The "C" Words.
Very true, Ad Council. Excellent work. Few things in this City are worse than having to listen to some PG-rated Upper West Side Mommy/Daddy faux-tirade. So ineffective. Teach the children well—put up a blackboard at home so little Natasha can learn her the best phrases. Like:
• NICE TURN SIGNAL, CUNT (really hit the "Cunt")!
• I HOPE YOU SUCK COCK BETTER THAN YOU PARK, ASSWIPE!
and of course,
• FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!
(corner of Hudson & Grove,
across from P.S. 3 Charrette School)