Monday, August 14, 2006

"I'm Mr. Opportunity and I'm still a Dick."

Have you ever wished you could punch somebody in the face—say, Dennis Miller—right through your TV screen? Well, I'd like to take that one step further away from reality and smash this imaginary Honda spokesdoofus right in his smug mouth. Right after he says, "This deal is irresistible—kinda like me."

7 Comments:

Blogger New York Punk said...

This animated asshole makes me wanna do stuff that would mame patrick bateman look like an angel.

btw, have you seen that stupid stupid stupid KIA commercial where all the three choices are KIA with a FOURTH choice 'all of the above'

1:36 PM  
Blogger What we need are more problems said...

At least they didn't use my favorite car tag line of all time:
"At these prices they won't last long."

2:04 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

I want to hurt the robot-boss in the Vehix.com commercials.

12:21 AM  
Blogger Scamp said...

"SPOKESDOOFUS"

love it

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Bowling Sans Pantaloons said...

I have always despised "Snuggle" that fucking pussy of a Teddy bear with faux lamb's wool. What kind of sick hybrid fuck is he supposed to be?

All giggly and shit, shaming me for not using their stupid fabric softner when fabric softner is actually SUPERFLUOUS -- what the fuck do you know, you maggot?

11:05 AM  
Blogger MonkeyPants said...

He also does the voice for Pinky (of "...and the Brain")so he can't be all bad.

11:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree. 'Mr. Opportunity' is a really bad idea. I searched Google to see if anyone agreed with me, and I got a link to this blog. Good work.

10:46 PM  

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