The March of the Penguin.
(sorry for the bleed-through)
Sensitive World Citizen Starbucks here (click image) presents a "new way to refresh"—capture and abuse a penguin! Cool! Yep, go to your local zoo, grab a Penguin, visit your local deli, tie the Penguin up to a parking meter outside, go inside and grab yourself a $3 Starbucks® Brand can of iced coffee, and then take your new pet for a walk at the beach. Refreshing! The critter looks damn thirsty, huh? Look at that look of longing he/she is sporting gazing at the fake frosted glass of iced coffee. Wonder if our hero knows that Penguins are perfectly capable of drinking salt water? Who cares! Dude's like, "Quit squawking and keep walking. This is sooo going to get me laid."
Nice Media Placement, StarFuckheads.
O' Stupid Billboard, O' Stupid Billboard...