Thursday, June 22, 2006

Faultless® Douche

Since I'm going to be out of the office this a.m., I'm posting this picture of the Faultless® Douche. Because that phrase perfectly describes 90% of the ad execs in the world ("Campaign didn't work? Not my fault, man. Anyhoo, I'm gonna go get some grub and buy a new Paul Smith shirt.")
Back with updates in the p.m.

5 Comments:

Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

Does it double as a whoopie cushion?

12:10 PM  
Blogger Scamp said...

Fantastic! Now I can throw away my separate douche, enema and water bottle.

they were taking up so much space under the desk

1:53 PM  
Blogger pinknest said...

yeah the 3 in 1 aspect is great. it should also include a cholera rinser.

2:39 PM  
Blogger ninaberries said...

do you douche then enema then drink or do you enema then douche then drink? and what's the metal hook for?

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The proper sequence:

1) DOUCHE to guarantee spring-like freshness.

2) DRINK 6-8 vodka martinis.

3) ENEMAS are part and parcel of the post-martini sexcapades. (Receiving a warm Dr. Brown's Cel-Rey enema should be included on the "Places to Visit Before You Die" list.)

2:34 PM  

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